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What would Rocky Balboa do?

As I sit here ready to re-emerge into the world after a “week off” at home with Covid (which my wife and 2 young daughters also unfortunately tested positive for. Mild symptoms so far thankfully) I’m left with the feeling that I’m sure many people who got Covid recently after more than 2 years of successfully dodging it are feeling: I wish Rocky Balboa were in charge. Ok, maybe not “many” people are thinking this.

"...I think it’s worth discussing how Rocky’s tactics would be better suited to actually overcoming Covid..."

About Steve Patterson

Best known to hundreds of thousands of comedy fans as the host of The Debaters on CBC Radio One/CBC podcasts since 2007 and The Debaters Live, which has delighted corporate and sold-out theatre audiences nationwide since 2012, there is no debate that Steve Patterson is North America’s funniest and least moderate debate moderator. As a solo comedian, he’s not too shabby either. With over two decades of headlining experience all across Canada and all around the world, Patterson packs a well-traveled, well-honed delivery with relentless research to create one of a kind and up to the moment shows wherever he performs.

Dear Pattersonian Subscriber

Finding magic.
By hiding an elf.

HOT CORAL SEX.

“…I bid you farewell for now and sincerely wish you a happy, healthy and prosperous 2022.”

“…effectively serving as both wholesome harbinger of the holidays and surreptitious surveillor for Santa.”

“…most of what I know about coral I learned from a musical episode of “Octonauts”…”