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An Open Letter to Ryan Gosling and Ryan Reynolds

Dear Ryans, I’m not sure how much either of you keep up with news back here in your birth country, but our Prime Minister Justin Trudeau (you guys probably just know him as “Justin") just announced that he is stepping down from his post, prorogued (a fancy word for “stopped") our parliament and announced that we will be having a “robust” election soon for our next Prime Minister. So I’m writing to ask you two robust fellows if you wouldn’t mind serving as interim co-Prime-Ministers for a bit (maybe the next four years?).

"We need strong Canadian personalities who speak the one language that Americans truly understand: fictional movies."

About Steve Patterson

Best known to hundreds of thousands of comedy fans as the host of The Debaters on CBC Radio One/CBC podcasts since 2007 and The Debaters Live, which has delighted corporate and sold-out theatre audiences nationwide since 2012, there is no debate that Steve Patterson is North America’s funniest and least moderate debate moderator. As a solo comedian, he’s not too shabby either. With over two decades of headlining experience all across Canada and all around the world, Patterson packs a well-traveled, well-honed delivery with relentless research to create one of a kind and up to the moment shows wherever he performs.

HOW TO THEFT PROOF YOUR* VEHICLE. (*-unless your vehicle is nicer than ours. Which it probably is.)

What would Rocky Balboa do?

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“…I think it’s worth discussing how Rocky’s tactics would be better suited to actually overcoming Covid…”

“…I bid you farewell for now and sincerely wish you a happy, healthy and prosperous 2022.”