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HOW TO THEFT PROOF YOUR* VEHICLE. (*-unless your vehicle is nicer than ours. Which it probably is.)
- Saturday, February 17, 2024
According to the Insurance Bureau of Canada, the level of car thefts across the country is at a “national crisis” level. Maybe not in the way that housing and the state of healthcare are at actual national crisis levels, but still, pretty crisisy. More specifically, public safety minister Dominic LeBlanc said it is a “complex problem that may require advanced technology to properly examine what is inside shipping containers at international ports”, where stolen Canadians’ cars often end up en route overseas. I’m no expert, but first, don’t these shipping containers already have doors on them so you can open them up and see what’s inside? Secondly, shouldn’t the solution be a little earlier in the process than after your car has already been stolen and is about to go on an overseas adventure?
"...here’s my 3-step program for how I have avoided having our family car stolen for quite a while now..."
About Steve Patterson
Best known to hundreds of thousands of comedy fans as the host of The Debaters on CBC Radio One/CBC podcasts since 2007 and The Debaters Live, which has delighted corporate and sold-out theatre audiences nationwide since 2012, there is no debate that Steve Patterson is North America’s funniest and least moderate debate moderator. As a solo comedian, he’s not too shabby either. With over two decades of headlining experience all across Canada and all around the world, Patterson packs a well-traveled, well-honed delivery with relentless research to create one of a kind and up to the moment shows wherever he performs.
What would Rocky Balboa do?
- Sunday, April 3, 2022
Dear Pattersonian Subscriber
- Sunday, January 2, 2022
Finding magic.
By hiding an elf.
- Tuesday, December 7, 2021