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Dear Pattersonian Subscriber

As the page turns on a year that was better than the one before but not nearly as good as many of us were hoping, it’s time for me to say a huge thanks for subscribing and a formal goodbye for now. I started writing The Pattersonian this time last year as a personal challenge to myself to write a weekly article that was funny, poignant and around 1000 words. And every week I think I was able to achieve at least 1 of those 3 things.

"...I bid you farewell for now and sincerely wish you a happy, healthy and prosperous 2022."

About Steve Patterson

Best known to hundreds of thousands of comedy fans as the host of The Debaters on CBC Radio One/CBC podcasts since 2007 and The Debaters Live, which has delighted corporate and sold-out theatre audiences nationwide since 2012, there is no debate that Steve Patterson is North America’s funniest and least moderate debate moderator. As a solo comedian, he’s not too shabby either. With over two decades of headlining experience all across Canada and all around the world, Patterson packs a well-traveled, well-honed delivery with relentless research to create one of a kind and up to the moment shows wherever he performs.

Finding magic.
By hiding an elf.

HOT CORAL SEX.

HALLELUJAH FOR THE CHILDREN’S VACCINE!

“…effectively serving as both wholesome harbinger of the holidays and surreptitious surveillor for Santa.”
“…most of what I know about coral I learned from a musical episode of “Octonauts”…”
“Quite honestly, my excitement couldn’t be more palpable if I actually knew what “palp” was.”

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