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Re-entering the world through the eyes of a child (and the doors of the mall)

...it was daunting to see a whole bunch of people walking around an indoor space...

This week, I went to a shopping mall with my family. Normally, that sentence wouldn’t be interesting enough to start an article (and depending on your standards, it still may not be) but given how few places we’ve gone to and how few people we’ve seen over the past year, this might as well have been a trip to space aboard my company’s own space plane!

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