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March

28

2021

WHAT THE FAGRADALSFJALL IS WRONG WITH SOME PEOPLE?

Some of them even brought along their own hotdogs to cook on the lava...

If you read this headline and thought that auto correct had gone out of its way to deflect profanity or perhaps that I had a brief stroke midway through writing, then quickly recovered, well, clearly you’re not as Icelandic as I thought.

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