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NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTIONS 2021 (maybe just don’t be an arsehole?)

...let’s just say I’m confident this won’t be the worst thing that people don’t read.

A lot has been written and read about New Year’s resolutions already, particularly this year when there is pretty much nothing else to DO. So I hesitated whether to pile on with an article of my own. However, since the first resolution I have made this year is to write an article every week and release it to the world, I feel like this is justified. Plus, given the amount of things written and released these days that appear to have been written with a “write it like no one will ever read it” mentality, well, let’s just say I’m confident this won’t be the worst thing that people don’t read.

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