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HOW TO LOSE LIKE A WINNER

...I have to hand it to the first week of 2021: I didn’t think you had it in you, but you picked up right where 2020 left off.

Between a number of Canadian politicians going on tropical vacations while telling us not to leave our houses (since we are still in the midst of a, you know, goddamn global pandemic!) and an actual coup attempt by a group of largely Caucasian extra large men in that “great” country in our basement, I have to hand it to the first week of 2021: I didn’t think you had it in you, but you picked up right where 2020 left off.

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