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2021

WHY YOU SHOULD WRITE A LOVE SONG THIS VALENTINE’S DAY!

So some will use this as a perfect opportunity to get out of acknowledging Valentine’s altogether...

Well, if ever there were a Valentine’s Day where you need to get creative in gift giving for your special someone or ‘someones’, (just because I’m married doesn’t mean you have to be) it’s this one. Dine in restaurants are a no go, shopping malls to find that perfect provocative present are closed and you’re not even supposed to be with anyone outside of your own household (friendly reminder: worldwide pandemic STILL going).

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